Friday, March 11, 2016

Christina Aguilera

So I'm watching the Voice yesterday (because I DVR it to avoid the commercials and get it down to an hour) and we're on the final contestant. A comeback kid. He was on the previous season but didn't make it because of a wrong song choice. So he comes back and sings "I Put a Spell on You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins and kills it. Naturally Christina Aguilera hears it and hits the button, they make eye contact, they nod in agreement. Anyway Blake pops in and they battle it out a smidge and Christina says she wants to do a duet with homie to this song. Chile. Christina MURDERS this song, str8 body bag. I say all this to say, you know how in life ppl can sleep on you, underestimate your talent, forget that you're not the one, or pretty much count you out? All you need is that one time to Christina Aguilera on these hoes so ppl can know how f*ckin fierce you are. Every once in a while I make the fool ass mistake of wondering why Christina is on the show and then she comes in to slay my life, get me together, and keep me cute. Somebody is doubting your skill and talent today. Don't let them, please Christina Aguilera on their ass today so you they can know how bomb you are. 

Feeling Friday in Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick in Heathers w/ ColourPop's Drift, Lace, and Coconut on the lid, crease, and other corner respectively

It's the weekend y'all! How do you plan to stunt on folks? 

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Reply All

So I know y'all have seen this in your email.  Right after your sip of coffee, right after your bite after your bite of breakfast, you catch an email.  And it's a group email. Awesome.  Emailer one sets it off. Cool we got it. And then, and then the group jagoff hits "reply all" and then what started off as a simple email because a mudslide of passive-aggressive fuckery that lasts 20 emails too long.  And all you can do is hope that you can stay out of it, you pray to baby Jesus to cover you and keep you shielded from the all-out nonsense of this e-communication.  BUT YOU WON'T BE! because the devil be busy even at 8 o'clock in the morning.  ProTip: if you find yourself on a group email and you only need to respond to one person, resist the urge, tame the beast in you that is calling you to reply-all and hit reply, your fellow emailmates will thank you.  Additionally, if you find yourself writing "Aight whatever" in what is supposed to be a professional email in a reply-all, log the entire hell out of life and take a 5 minute break from technology, because you don't deserve it.  Remember unless you want everyone reply, don't reply all. 

Before Reply-All ruined my morning, I pulled out the March Jacobs Beauty Creme Lipstick in So Rouge on the eyes I pulled out the Morphe Brushes 35O palette 
What are you wearing while rolling your eyes? 

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Workplace Naps

Remember when you were a kid and FOMO (fear of missing out) was so real you hated to be asleep.  And then remember how you got to college and naps just became an addiction, I mean legit missing work and class to catch some Zzzzs and having the full-on shakes when you didn't? I miss those days.  So much so that I took a nap at my desk today, and when I woke up I was invigorated as hell.  I'm going to start lobbying for workplace naps cause we need them, and we need them bad.  The only drawback was lipstick in my shirt.  Workplace Naps 2016.

Hump Day makeup was ColourPop Game Face on the Lid, Kiko Milano Eyeshadow stick in Burgundy, and ColourPop Envy in the outer corner.  Kept it ColourPop with Ellarie on the lips

Nykia kept it cute in Cruella Velvet Matte Lip Pencil by NARS Cosmetics
What are your favorites when you fall asleep? 

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Wimminz Day

Today is International Women's Day during Women's Herstory month!! S/O to women for just being awesome, amazing, and all-around the bomb.com individuals.  The older I got the more I come into the understanding of the importance of being comfortable with myself and carefree in the things I love.  Trying new colors or new looks or even revisiting some old ones in new ways.  Embracing the best parts of life is another thing about being a woman I;m fortunate enough to ready for.  Women possess the uncanny ability to see the good in a bad job, the potential in a shitty ninja (no shade), and the beauty in an ugly neighborhood.  Take today to uplift a woman in your life cause we need more than just day.

Letting the twists flourish in Violet Volt by Milani Cosmetics lined with Currant lip liner by MAC.  Hit it up with some icy blues from the Morphe 35B-35 Color Glam palette

Alison is letting the curls breathe in Some Like It Hot by Glamore by Antonia

Specs on deck! Tosh living life in Cinnamon Spice by Wet n Wild, heyyy!!!


It's warming up y'all I know Spring is on its way! What will you be rockin' in the summer months? 

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Code Black Gurl

February was busy.  So busy I barely blogged and didn't get a chance to do a red spread like last year.  Such is life I guess, but let's get in to Super Tuesday.  Something in my spirit tells me Trump is leading because folks are just fed up with all this #BlackGurlMagic.   For the benefit of America I would say we should turn it down but nah.  With the candidates looking like they do, I'm calling on all the dope, bad-ass, killer, amaze balls black women to get out exercise your right to vote.  And also to encourage others to vote.  It's not a drill y'all it's Code Black Gurl!.


Nude lip life with MAC Amplified Creme Lipstick in Half n Half with MAC Cork Liner topped with MAC Lipglass in Spite

Alison working hard out here in Lala by NYX Cosmetics

Are y'all ready to make change? What colors will you be rockin' when you do? Send it to blackgurlzboldlips@gmail.com!