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So I know y'all have seen this in your email.  Right after your sip of coffee, right after your bite after your bite of breakfast, you catch an email.  And it's a group email. Awesome.  Emailer one sets it off. Cool we got it. And then, and then the group jagoff hits "reply all" and then what started off as a simple email because a mudslide of passive-aggressive fuckery that lasts 20 emails too long.  And all you can do is hope that you can stay out of it, you pray to baby Jesus to cover you and keep you shielded from the all-out nonsense of this e-communication.  BUT YOU WON'T BE! because the devil be busy even at 8 o'clock in the morning.  ProTip: if you find yourself on a group email and you only need to respond to one person, resist the urge, tame the beast in you that is calling you to reply-all and hit reply, your fellow emailmates will thank you.  Additionally, if you find yourself writing "Aight whatever" in what is supposed to be a professional email in a reply-all, log the entire hell out of life and take a 5 minute break from technology, because you don't deserve it.  Remember unless you want everyone reply, don't reply all. 

Before Reply-All ruined my morning, I pulled out the March Jacobs Beauty Creme Lipstick in So Rouge on the eyes I pulled out the Morphe Brushes 35O palette 

What are you wearing while rolling your eyes? 

Send it to blackgurlzboldlips@gmail.com!